Just Hanging Out
It's a Get Together
Makings of a House Party
Legendary Rager
The worst of the bunch, and constantly triggered-happy.
A milf fatale, on the lookout for lucky husband number seven.
The lover, straight out of a walmart romance section. Also kind of a bad boy.
The up-and-coming influencer, content creator, bullshit artist.
You are ridiculously good looking, but can’t turn left and why male models?
The Wildcard, who will probably not be invited back again.
The Conspiracist, with lots of ideas about 5G and lizards.
The Pyramid Schemer that was a bitch back in high school.
El Loco is pretty chill, and definitely holding.
The prez, the big kahuna, the bigly leader. Has no intention of paying you back.
The DJ, like if sandstorm and WAP had a dumb kid.