You can get a party pack of mullets by visiting our STORE.

A Mullet Party is a theme designed for everyone, because nobody’s a stranger when everyone’s wearing a mullet.  You can read more in our Mullet Party for Dummies.

Life is so preciously short, and the best times are when we lose track of time altogether.  We found that mullets are the perfect way to do that, and we want to share it with everyone.  It’s good to have fun.

Yes, your girlfriend’s fake gluten allergy will be fine.  

All of our mullets have been tested on animals, and they looked dope af.  We’re in talks with the San Fran zoo to help restore their panda population by giving some to the males.

Not a question, but welcome to the 1%, dipshit. Even our grandmother had fun, and she rarely has fun. If you really are horrible enough to hate it, fill out the contact form below and we’ll figure something out.