Description
Massive BDE. After losing your virginity at age 9 to a Ukrainian supermodel, you’ve become aware of the effect you have on women. You often look into the distance with a smoldering gaze and grace the party with undeniable sensuality. You are the Albert Einstein of seduction. Don’t be afraid to lean into it and to lose a few buttons.
You party superpower is The Pickup Line:
Start a game of “pass your worst pickup line” where you start and the next person tries on someone else until somebody laughs. Examples include: “I want to milk you like a factory farm cow,” and “if you were my sister I’d move to Alabama.” If they laugh, they drink. If they don’t laugh, and you don’t break eye contact, and you go in for a kiss …. nice.
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