Acronyms seem to be a great way to condense large ideas into small simple steps that even our readers can understand. We’ve gotten a lot of questions from you guys lately on what it takes to be a legend, and we’ve got a foolproof system designed just for you. We call it the M.U.L.L.E.T. System, and it’s a six step process to greatness. Here it is:
M. Make Questionable Decisions Early
Start small, but make your intentions clear early, you’re going full send on everything.
U. Understand that You Will Die
Mememto Mullet, and remember that life is fleeting and there’s no practice round.
L. Let Actions Speak Louder than Words
Don’t just say it, just do it. Think you can make it to the pool from the roof? Show us.
L. Last One In’s a Rotten Egg
Be the first, and show that it’s socially acceptable to be awesome.
E. Everybody Play, Everybody Wins
Make sure your dumb friends take the ride. Get your shy friend out of his shell.
T. Take Nothing for Granted
Tomorrow may not come, the coronavirus might destroy civilization, your friends might move. Let them know you love them, carpe the fucking noche, be a legend.
Remember the M.U.L.L.E.T System, and don’t party tomorrow what can be partied today. You are 10 billion years of space dust culminating in a dope af human. Show the world what you’ve got.